@artisticgryfess
  • Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

    "Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

    "OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

    "This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

    "Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

  • allronix:
“arkan-dreamwalker:
“Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed...
  • Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

  • From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

  • official-boob-posts:
“ilikelookingatnakedmen:
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“ “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers...
  • “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

    Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

  • I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

  • How dare women try to have nipples.

  • Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

  • ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

    Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

  • And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

    Titties are complex in art.

  • Fascinating! 

  • official boob post

  • I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

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  • Practical effects mean that the creators were largely unionized.

  • I could genuinely tell that the actors were having fun and this explains why. In the entirely green screened Disney marvel movies everyone looks and sounds bored and sad.

  • Sometimes a distant higher-up changes the rules and I tell my work partner "This is stupid. Do we really have to do this? Can't we explain to them why it's stupid and have them change it back?" And she tells me the most important thing I've ever learned working for a large business:

    "We're not paid enough to do their job for them. Our job is to do what they say, and when they see that their choice has fucked them over, they'll save that information and tell each other not to do it again. Then, in a few years, they'll do it again, with the same result. It's not your problem to fix."

    And you know? On one hand, that bothers me, because I hate doing things slowly and inefficiently, but on the other, if nothing changes when they make bad choices, they won't stop making bad choices, I'll just be working harder to cover their higher-paid ass.

    So, yeah. Maybe o long as nobody is getting hurt, I'll just shut up and stay in my lane.

  • I'm not paid to make my boss look good, I'm paid to follow his orders.